Jacobim Dosier's Writing Rules

1. Sit butt in chair, move pen over page.

2. Day dream.

3. Keep a schedule. Don't keep a schedule. Just write weekly.

4. Forget rules.

5. Find person who knows rules to fix your crap.

6. Elephants cut elegant orchids at dusk.

7. See? that works.

Aphorism

If you're positive, people will like you: unless they don't trust you.

Sadly Sarah

Wrote this when I was 14 years old, and just put it to music.