Thursday, April 14, 2011

Old Married Men

For Evan Karachalios

At my wedding my
grandfather said
"The wife is a radio,
the husband a signal;
whatever you give her,
she'll amplify back."

My dad said,
"If I listen to your
mom directly after work,
for at least 30 minutes,
there's peace in the home."

Woody said,
"Take her on a date once
a week. You don't have to
spend money, just buy a cola
and hold hands at the mall."


  1. Hmmmm...I can think of someone else who could use this memo...

  2. Yeah, tell him an okie toldyaso, darlin'.